Motivational Speaker (or not, was he really? he said he wasn't but he kind of was)

everything he said

-the guy who said all the stuff. whatever his name was

Band is the Land of Funny Stuff

"So, you might not have known this, but I used to play the piano in church. Now, this might surprise you for two reasons. One of them is that I played the piano, and the other is that I went to church."

          -Mr. Swanson

Confused?

Louisse: What's Holy Angels? Is that like a school?
Me: Yes.
Louisse: Wait, is that our school?

My Crazy Cousins..

"I can't wait til this baby grows up. I'm gonna be the first one to give her whiskey!"
     -Adam (my cousin whose sister (my other cousin) just had a baby so it's his niece)