the joy of a softball team

"having butt cheeks to butt cheeks is how we become a team!"

-keeley.



dont even ask.

first one from me, hehe.

"im not broke, i just dont have any money..."


i said that completely seriously, without realizing what i was saying.

the talent show

"if you had a nickel for every time you went to the talent show, you would have...one nickel."

davis kleven

those dang people and their bibles.

so we're at a hotel, and you know how there's always bibles in the drawer by the bed? yeah so ali opens the drawer and sees the bible and he's like:

"there's always bibles! people always forget their bibles!"

needless to say, we laughed at him.