psychic

ali: i wanna see your french teacher.
*flips through pages*
ali: is that her?
*it is her*
me: yeah how did you know?!
ali: she just looks crazy.





*ali points to a teacher*
ali: is she crazy? she looks like a psycho.
*it is mrs petersen*

elements

nathan kraft, in the yearbook: my favorite element is helium, because it makes you talk goofy.
ali: yeah thats justin bieber's favorite element too.

the preamble

so im teaching ali the preamble, and this is what he does.

'...establish justice, insure domestic train quality, provide for the common defense...'

campfire

me: let's do some trivia!
ali: yeah! harry potter trivia!
me: no we have to do something that includes them. *gestures at parents*
lydia: star wars trivia!
ali: yeah! star wars!
me: um, no, how about just, knowledge trivia?
lydia: no thats dumb we don't know about that.
me: you don't know about knowledge?

dreaming

"You don't just wake people up when they're sleeping, Lydia. Especially when the dream is just getting good and youre about to fight Darth Sidious."

-Ali